The Warehouse Industry
William Macbeth

The Warehouse Industry

Imagine this: there is a man. He hates his brother.

  The man has a secret. He is trying not to draw attention to himself. He is succeeding. Not drawing attention to himself seems to come quite naturally to him. He is good at it. It is the only thing he has ever been much good at.

  He certainly wasn’t much good at working in the pie factory, or the market research company, or the warehouse industry.

  He worked in the warehouse industry for fifty-one weeks. It is the longest he has ever worked anywhere. He never lasts long anywhere, to tell the truth.

  The man almost had sex with the manager’s daughter, but didn’t quite. Oh well, almost.

  Another thing: the man once killed a duck. The duck was called Peter, and it was an accident. But in a way it wasn’t an accident too, if that makes sense. Peter is the only character that is named in this book, and it’s not even his real name. His real name is probably ‘Quack’ or something like that.

  Having once killed a duck, the man believes himself capable of anything. Anything bad, that is.

  I’m not sure if you’re supposed to like the man or not. I don’t think you are. He doesn’t really do anything that might make you like him.

  This book is about that man.

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  • Author: William Macbeth
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William Macbeth

It was when he was eight years old that William Macbeth decided he wanted to be a writer. At the same time, he also decided that he wanted to be a professional football player and a pop star, and he imagined his future self dividing his days between the three occupations. He wrote a story about a murder at Mount Vesuvius. The killer was found hiding out in the ruins of Pompeii. The story received rave reviews from his parents, who described it as ‘revelatory’ and ‘ingenious’, and declared the writer to be a ‘brave new voice in British fiction’, which is s...
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Book Reviews

  • "Satisfyingly unpredictable, the book’s unexpectedness drives the plot with wit and ingenuity. The overall tone of the book is unemotional and distant, but its effect is full of pathos. The result is a tense combination of tears and laughter.  Darkly humorous, this book succeeds in portraying the everyman who is no man, The Invisible Man whose strength is in making himself known on his own wayward terms."
    Mari’s Book Reviews
  • "I've never read anything quite like this.  "
    Emi Bevacqua (Reviewer)