Tennis and the Masai

Take a nervous Englishman with no previous experience of teaching. Drop him into a ghastly Kenya prep school in the middle of Rider Haggard country. A school where cricketing news comes by carrier pigeon, leopards are assaulted with a red-hot poker, and runaway boys are hunted down with spearmen and a pack of foxhounds.

For Martin Riddle the experience is unforgettable. For the riding mistress, Lady Bullivant, it is all part of the day’s work. And for the headmaster, a disgraced ex-Guards officer, it is simply a means of staving off bankruptcy for a few more weeks.

As for the Masai, tennis may be on the curriculum at Haggard Hall, but midnight meetings with naked warriors definitely are not!

Book Author

Nicholas-best Nicholas Best grew up in Kenya, of Anglo-Irish origin, and was educated there, in England, and at Trinity College, Dublin. He served a spell in Britain’s Grenadier Guards, during which he was airlifted to Belize to prevent its invasion by Guatemalan tanks - an experience that gave him his first short story (in Penthouse) and a satirical novel Where were you at Waterloo? Thereafter he worked in London as a financial journalist before becoming a full time writer. He is the author of Happy Valley: the Story of the English in Kenya, Tennis and the Masai (a comic novel later seri...
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Book Reviews

  • Sir Alec Guinness
    "Very good entertainment’"
  • Daily Telegraph
    "The funniest book of the year"
  • Sunday Times
    "The funniest book I have read since David Lodge’s Small World’"
  • Daily Mail
    "Wickedly funny"
  • Evening Standard
    "Less savage than Evelyn Waugh, Best is every bit as sharp... an immensely enjoyable book"