Muddle Your Way Through Fatherhood: How to fool people into thinking you’re a great dad
The second book in Paul Merrill’s ‘Muddle’ series, this is a politically incorrect, humorous guide to every aspect of fatherhood. A perfect stocking filler or Father’s Day present for any man contemplating having a baby, about to become a dad or for those already ‘blessed’.
Covering everything from conception to the kids leaving home, this will arm you with almost no practical knowledge, but is packed with the stuff you really need to know and the real parenting books won’t tell you.
Find out..
- Why babies shouldn’t watch Schindler’s List
- If you have chosen the right mother for your children
- The tell tale signs your teenager has become a terrorist
- How to change a nappy in 17 easy stages
- Simple ways to avoid being assaulted during childbirth
- How to stop your son becoming a nerd/daughter becoming a hooker
- The greatest lies to tell your kids
- Is your son a serial killer?
- If it’s wrong to steal your child’s drugs
- Fatherhood tips from the barking frog
Through a series of spoof quizzes, lists, flow charts, cartoons and real-life examples, this book will probably alarm more than it will reassure. But, at least you’ve been warned.
Book Author
Paul Merrill was an award-winning women’s magazine editor when he was inexplicably chosen for the biggest magazine launch in British history. When the weekly men’s magazines, ZOO and Nuts burst onto the market, they transformed the magazine landscape and thrust Paul stumbling haplessly into a bewildering and surreal world in the full glare of the media spotlight.
He ran competitions to find the country’s Randiest Nanna, Hottest Horse Dentist and Ugliest Baby, and offered prizes of a ‘boob job for your girlfriend’, lesbian wedding, divorce, ‘voluntary eut...
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